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Aug

7

Fake Disaster Goes Off Without A Hitch

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The fake disaster last night was smooth sailing for everyone involved, especially since it was fake there weren’t any dead people. The disaster was actually a terrorist attack, where there were bombings at 30th Street Station and the Art Museum.

A pretend car bomb went off that left almost 100 volunteers wounded or dead on the street in front of the museum. The street was strewn with arms and legs of manikins to add a touch of realism, along with the moans of the seemingly injured.

Did they have recorded moans? How does one volunteer for “injured in terrorist attack” acting? At least we do know we’re safe the next time al-Qaeda attacks 30th Street Station and the Art Museum.

Simulated Mayhem Tests Area Responders [NBC 10]
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dmac | 12:43 PM | 3 Comments
30th Street Station, Art Museum, Disasters, Preparedness, Terrorism
 
  1. ALB Says: Aug 7 2:08 PM

    a better disaster would have been people distributing photos of Alycia Lane in which she wasn’t wearing a bikini. That would’ve been awful and should definitely be remedied, should it ever happen.

  2. Nicki Says: Aug 7 3:04 PM

    Yes, we’re safe if everyone clears their schedules and is primed and ready to go the moment a disaster strikes.

    Also, what would happen if everyone failed during the response? Would the headlines read “Philadelphia Totally Screwed”?

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