Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Aug

6

Let’s Get Pumped For Fake Disaster 2K7!

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Sometime around, oh, now, Philadelphia will shut down the Parkway and Eakins Oval in order to run a simulated disaster.

There’ll be lights, sirens, ambulances, and fire officials scrambling to respond to a 9-1-1 call. Philadelphia City Managing Director Loree Jones won’t say what the disaster is, so no one has the chance to rehearse. She stresses this is just a drill, to make sure the city is ready to handle any crisis: “This is the first time that we’re exercising a coordination between the city ambulances and non-municipal ambulances. It’s the first time we’re doing this on the Parkway and the first drill at night.”

So when the Bush Administration executes their fake terror attack in order to declare martial law and stay in office indefinitely, we’ll be prepared!

Editor’s Note: I searched “disaster” and that image came up. We can assume this woman is on the Parkway, attempting to get her Earthlink Wi-Fi to work.

PM Disaster Drill Scheduled Around Ben Franklin Parkway [KYW 1060]
 
dmac | 7:08 PM | 3 Comments
Disaster Preparedness, Parkway
 
  1. ALB Says: Aug 6 9:06 PM

    Bush will stay in office indefinitely by distributing photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini, which will consume the population with lust, rendering them unable to respond to the subliminal psychological attacks that will follow. Heed my warning or suffer the consequences.

  2. wit Says: Aug 6 11:34 PM

    Still a “Douche-Knuckle” eh ALB?

  3. Nicki Says: Aug 7 10:17 AM

    Part of me was tempted to have a picnic dinner at the office last night to watch the festivities.

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