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He Is Back! (Look Busy!)
Wait, if the death toll is being lowered, then that means… it’s the Second Coming! But, ah, Minnesota? I know I can’t bicker with the Lord and Savior, but… Minnesota? Nothing against it, but, I mean, come on. Editor’s Note: And things like this are why you should take breaking news alerts with a giant, humongous grain of salt. You know, one of those ones deer get. Death Toll Dips to 4 in Bridge Collapse [AP/Philly.com |
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Too soon! C’mon, dmac. It’s only been 2000 years. Let’s be sensitive, okay?
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about religion.
BTW, I just realized that the word “fucking” is in the Firefox dictionary since it didn’t get underlined in red. That’s kind of cool.
He could have been headed to the Mall of America. They have a church there. If I were going to partake in any religion, it would totally involve consumerism, so it makes sense to me.