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Local Blogger On National TelevisionNot sure how I missed this last week, but apparently Philadelphia’s own Will Bunch was on Keith Olbermann last week talking about how the government is doing all they can to scare the shit out of us. Congrats, Will! Bunch was on to talk about the terrorist dry run cheese scare from last week; as you may remember, a bunch of bricks of cheese were found at airports across the country. Supposedly, this meant Osama bin Laden himself was headed this way to kill a few more thousand people. Well, apparently all of it was untrue, none of the cheese found was linked to terror attacks, blah blah blah. Bunch wrote about how a CNN anchor actually said “Just kidding” on a Saturday newscast. Also, apparently an old woman who had some leaky ice bags or cheese or something was asked: “Do you know Osama bin Laden?” Anyway, that’s the background, here’s the clip. You might say Will has a voice for print. I try to avoid television appearances — it’s been ridiculously easy, nobody has tried to get me on TV — since (1) I stutter and (2) nobody could understand my mumbling Philadelphia accent anyway. Keith Olbermann Updates The Nexus Of Terror And Politics - Creating Terror Scares [Crooks & Liars] |
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My wire’s in the cheese. My wire’s in the cheese. If I don’t get an Alycia Lane bikini photo, I think I’ll sneeze.
Well, not only do I have a “voice for print,” but as I think I pointed out in my own post, “a face for radio.” Sad.
There’s a reason why ambitious people become print journalists in the television era — we’re not telegenic!
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about yourself.