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Atheist Crime Shoots Up 10 Million Percent

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A 77-year-old Olney woman was raped at knife-point in her house in June, and now Kevin McKeither is charged with the crime. Nice guy.

The details of the attack are now coming out, too:

The victim says she asked her attacker: “Don’t you have any decency?” And the man told her, “you stupid woman, there is no decency. There is no God.”

I don’t think it’s too early to declare an atheist crime wave, and unless our city does something to get people out of the Darwin worship centers and into the churches, this cycle of violence will continue.

Elderly Rape Victim: Attacker Told Me ‘No Decency, No God’ [KYW 1060]

  1. GFC Says: Aug 1 12:13 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop raping women at knife point.

    Ok, you walked right into that one.

  2. dmac Says: Aug 1 1:05 PM

    I did.

    For the record, I used a photo of the Robot Devil, because if you’re going to believe in the devil, why not a robotic one? Maybe a robot God, too. That’d be much cooler.

  3. Anonymous Says: Aug 1 2:46 PM

    The material composition of the devil you believe in is irrelevant to the belief itself.

  4. Anonymous Says: Aug 1 3:35 PM

    … although, of course, belief in a mechanical devil could be construed to imply belief in said being having human creators. That would be significantly different from the traditionally believed provenance of the devil.

  5. Vir Dolorum Says: Aug 1 8:03 PM

    Maybe you should get the fundamentalist student who tried to blow up demonstrators at the Jerry Falwell funeral, or Timothy McVeigh, or David Karesh, out of the church and into…. a strait jacket with the rest of the lot or religious sycophants?

    You’re deduction is a logically fallacious, Circumstantial Ad Hominem argument. Just saying “there is no god” doesn’t make him an atheist. He could be talking about the Christian god, Allah, or the Jewish god. Maybe he thinks god is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he doesn’t believe in that!

    You are an atheist because you don’t believe in Allah!!! We need to get you our of church and into a mosque or else this violence will continue. (See the issue?)

    P.S. Is a god who condones and perpetrates genocides, rapes, torture, is “jealous and proud of it,” pestilential, and demands sacrifice in his name any more decent, or loving than this pig-rapist?

  6. panj Says: Aug 2 7:49 AM

    We do not claim that atheism makes people behave better. We merely point out that religion also fails to improve the way we treat each other, contrary to the claims of many believers and the churches.

    panj (A Bright)

  7. believer Says: Aug 2 9:26 AM

    You atheists are the scum of the earth.

  8. Vir Dolorum Says: Aug 3 2:58 AM

    You believers are the most ignorant on the earth.

  9. believer Says: Aug 3 9:32 AM

    you atheists are gay

  10. dave Says: Aug 3 2:02 PM

    First of all, how can crime be up 10 million percent? Second, virtually all violent crimes are committed by theists. We atheists are not sub-human and as a group are rejected by most people of faith, but i would like to say that by rejecting god (Where’s the proof) we also reject the fictional devil.

  11. TheMQ Says: Aug 3 2:26 PM

    The problem here is that everyone is misdirecting their focus to the wrong element.

    The accused said, “you stupid woman, there is no decency. There is no God.”

    Of course there’s decency. This person is troubled to the point where he feels that there is nothing decent in the world. He’s angry about something, and probably feels abandoned by God. It’s the old “I’m mad at God for whatever reason, so I’m going to say he’s not real to get back at him” position. I guarantee he’ll get religion in prison–the state will make sure of that

  12. Anonymous Says: Aug 3 3:28 PM

    Where’s the proof that there is no god? Atheists are all a bunch of dumbasses. I have a lot more respect for agnostics.

  13. Michael Says: Aug 3 3:46 PM

    I’m an atheist who likes to follow the examples of Ghandi and Jesus and Kurt Vonnegut. I love you all regardless of how much you hate me for being myself.

  14. Anonymous Says: Aug 3 3:54 PM

    I love you in spite of your being a dumbass.

  15. Drakim Says: Aug 4 5:36 AM

    You don’t need to be able to prove that there is no God(s) to be an atheist. That is just silly thinking. If you cannot disprove Goblins, does that mean you are a “dumbass” for thinking they are the stuff of fairy tales?

  16. Anonymous Says: Aug 4 11:45 AM

    stupid analogies make you gay in addition to being a dumbass.

  17. TheManticore91 Says: Aug 5 11:40 AM

    Rules of the Internet (Rule #57) :: “Nothing is sacred”

    You are phail. Phail you have. Leave these internets and NEVER return.

  18. Anonymous Says: Aug 5 2:15 PM

    I liked atheists until I read these comments and realized they have no sense of humor.

  19. Anonymous Says: Aug 5 3:53 PM

    I’ve never liked atheists because they’re all a bunch of gay dumbasses. However, I love them in spite of that.

  20. Kelly Says: Aug 7 9:08 AM

    The atheists are coming! The atheists are coming!

  21. Anonymous Says: Aug 7 12:25 PM

    Yeah, I agree. They’re all gay jerkoffs.

  22. Jabroni Says: Nov 13 11:36 PM

    Fail Atheist is Fail.

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