Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Thank God For PR People

Heinz spokeswoman Tracey Parsons, on the 1500-pound ketchup packet Collinsville, Ill., is building as a fundraiser.

“That’s a lot of ketchup.”

The ketchup packet will soon journey to Heinz HQ in Pittsburgh, where it will be elected mayor.

A ketchup packet that won’t fit in your pocket [AP/CNN.com]

  1. Ms. B Says: Jul 30 7:07 PM

    they already have the world’s largest catsup bottle

  2. GFC Says: Jul 30 9:07 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about ketchup/catsup

Leave a Reply

Name *required

Mail *will not be published, required

Website

Submit