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Pretty Much Nobody Can Operate Anything NowadaysA summary of recent accidents follows below. All of these stories are from Action News‘ website. • On Route 1 in Bucks County, a cabinet fell off a pickup truck and caused a six-vehicle crash. Well, okay, that was kind of a random accident, though. At least our trained drivers are a little more careful. • On Roosevelt Boulevard in the Northeast, an ambulance crashed after another vehicle hit it, causing it to roll over. Well, okay, but that was a private ambulance and it was hit first. I’m sure our professional drivers — say, pilots — know what they’re doing. • The Pinelands fire earlier this year was caused by a National Guard pilot who dropped a flare to close to the ground on a bone-dry day, though a senator from N.J. called it more of a “systematic failure.” [AP] Okay, okay. So the National Guard messed up and caused a fire that destroyed 17,000 acres. But, you know, mistakes are mistakes. Our highest trained pilots surely are top-of-the-line. • A bunch of astronauts flew drunk. [AP] Forget it. Nobody should be allowed to operate anything more dangerous than a Barbie® Power Wheels car anymore. Even then, somehow some guy named Ken would probably be killed. |
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just barbie cars? not even that, man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZLdNxvQnE
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about operating things (yes, I’m back from lunch).