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Hey, are you a good enough actor to play a nude corpse? The Wire needs you!
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From: [redacted]
Date: Jul 27, 2007 11:20 AM
Subject: [theatrealliance] HBO “THE WIRE” NEEDS NON UNION NUDE CORPSES
To: [redacted]
HBO THE WIRE NEEDS ASAP
FOR SAT. 7/28/07 NON UNION NUDE CORPSES
1 FEMALE 2 MALE- AGE 18-70
$125.00 FOR THE SHOT
PLEASE REPLY WITH A NON NUDE PHOTO, ALL CONTACT NUMBERS. MUST BE
AVAILABLE ALL DAY SAT 7/28/07
AND NO PROBLEM WITH PLAYING A NUDE CORPSE.
SHAMOSFISHER [at] GMAIL.COM
OR CALL 410-558-xxxx
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE WIRE..PLEASE DO NOT REPLY-NEW FACES PLEASE
Hurry up and apply! And, remember, non-union; you’re SOL, Bob Brady.
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Crap! I knew joining the Nude Corpse Union (NCU Local 250) would bite me in the ass one day.
Damn scab corpses!
It would be nice if Alycia Lane got the job. Too bad they aren’t looking for “bikini corpses”
go to fucking church where you belong and stop speaking of nude corpses!