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Vince Fumo Now Available For Dates, Social Events

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Vince Fumo is back on the market, ladies!

Dan Gross reports today the recently-indicted state senator split up from his girlfriend, Roseanne Martin, who was formerly engaged to Ed Snider. “It just wasn’t a good match,” Martin said. “He has a very difficult year ahead of him.”

Meanwhile, this leaves Fumo free to get back to what he does best: Attempt to date the city’s cute anchorwomen. Gross has previously reported Fumo was after both Alycia Lane and Kerri-Lee Halkett. So who’s next? Is Erin O’Hearn too young for Fumo? Will he try to seduce Cecily Tynan? How about Jennaphr Frederick? (Yes, I know, some of these people are married. Shush.)

In the meantime, Jessica Borg, be prepared for a date invitation.

Dan Gross | Fumo, Martin split for good [Inquirer]
Feb. 8: 63-Year-Old Man Lusts For Thirtysomething
Feb. 12: Vince Fumo Is All Over The City’s Anchorwomen

  1. GFC Says: Jul 19 3:42 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about wanting to date Vince Fumo.

    P.S. that chick’s a bitch. She dumped him because he got indicted.

  2. C.Cat Says: Jul 19 6:50 PM

    I KEESS ALEECIA LAIN! I KEESS HER IN HER BEEKEENEE!!!

  3. GFC Says: Jul 20 10:24 AM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about Alycia Lane in a bikini.

  4. Anonymous Says: Jul 20 2:24 PM

    After indictment and casino pimpin’ — fumo’s only chance is to see if sue serio is available.

  5. dmac Says: Jul 20 2:29 PM

    Fun fact: Sue Serio is married to Fox 29 sportscaster Bill Vargus.

  6. parrishbrown Says: Jul 20 2:32 PM

    I’d say Fumo’s best chance is with Sue Serio.

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