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Jul

19

Chase Utley Singlehandedly Starts Biological Clocks Of Philadelphia-Area Twentysomethings

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Clare from Ladies…, your #1 source for hot athletes and more hot athletes, sent me this adorable photo of Chase Utley fist-bumping with a little kid. Aww, it’s almost as cute as a gaggle of puppies! I kinda want to find a kid and fist-bump him.

Thanks, Shannon, for the headline.
 
dmac | 2:37 PM | 17 Comments
Bacon Pants, Chase Utley, Cuteness, Not Afraid To Be Servicey, Phillies
 
  1. GFC Says: Jul 19 3:28 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about wanting to bump hot athletes.

  2. Anonymous Says: Jul 19 3:31 PM

    Can I want to bump hot athletes while I’m at church?

  3. GFC Says: Jul 19 3:32 PM

    sorry, that’s not what I meant to say. I meant to say:

    “just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about wanting to bump and fist kids.”

  4. GFC Says: Jul 19 3:35 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about wanting to bump hot athletes while you’re at church.

  5. Anonymous Says: Jul 19 3:40 PM

    Which church exactly should I go to?

  6. GFC Says: Jul 19 3:51 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop asking me questions.

  7. rubylegs Says: Jul 19 4:26 PM

    “Bacon Pants”

    I have no idea what that means, but I will never refer to Aaron Rowand by any other name.

  8. Clare Says: Jul 19 4:28 PM

    I think this deserves the “not afraid to be servicey” tag.

  9. GFC Says: Jul 19 4:31 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about being “servicey”

  10. Texas Gal Says: Jul 19 4:33 PM

    Mmmmm…. Bacon Pants.

    He’s been told of this nickname on at least two occasions, I think.

  11. dmac Says: Jul 19 4:48 PM

    Your wish is my command, Clare. And I apologize for also not tagging this with “Bacon Pants” in the first place.

  12. Clare Says: Jul 19 4:54 PM

    Seriously, that photo is more potent than all the fertility clinics at HUP.

  13. Texas Gal Says: Jul 19 4:56 PM

    When the Lady is right, she’s right.

  14. GFC Says: Jul 19 5:03 PM

    just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about fertility.

  15. Shannon Says: Jul 19 5:20 PM

    If I ever accicentally find myself with child, this photo can be blamed. Jesus christ.

    Also, if you can tell me what church (other than the church of all things hot and talented) Chase attends, I will gladly fucking go there.

  16. Texas Gal Says: Jul 19 5:44 PM

    I’ve heard of church. And I’ve heard of fucking. But I’ve never heard of a fucking church — please give us more details. Are the pews just giant vibrating beds? What vestments do the pastors wear?

  17. Anonymous Says: Jul 19 6:11 PM

    here are some members of the fucking church:

    http://tinyurl.com/276mvm

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