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The competition is over.
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.
Update: Somebody smacked some sense into me and told me I should add some of the quotes. It must be a great job when you get to say this sentence seriously.
UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”
And I enjoy the description of the badgers as well.
“My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer,” she said. “It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey,” she told AFP.
British blamed for Basra badgers [BBC]
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just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about man-eating badgers.
What? No 10,000th loss post? I’m disappointed, dmac.
And I went to church this morning, so GFC, you can stop talking about fucking church.
This is obviously just a damnable lie. Anyone who knows anything about Britain knows that we only have cuddly badgers and certainly have no man-eating ones!
I will be releasing man eating badgers at quizzo this week.
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about quizzo.
Henceforth, I wish to be know as the “Man-Eating Honey Badger of the Blogosphere”