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Miss NJ Releases Photos; World Bored
In other scintillating photos people were waiting to see but aren’t quite sure why news, Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo released the photos someone had blackmailed her with on Today this morning. The photos are pretty boring even for embarrassing college shots; the one shows her boyfriend kinda sorta biting her nipple through her shirt, there’s one where she has pumpkins over her boobs, one where she’s spreading her legs with jeans one and others where she’s — gasp! — drinking. In all of the photos, None of them are nearly as risque or stupid as photo #2 here. The organizers are meeting to decide whether to strip her of her crown. If she’s de-sashed, the only reason ever to watch this stupid beauty contest is gone. |
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I am going to make this picture of me kissing the phillie phanatic drunk on the subway public before I get my Ms. Pennsylvania crown stripped.
these are it? this definitely a case of much a do about nothing.
these are it? this definitely a case of much a do about nothing.
Conan:
Miss New Jersey is claiming that someone has embarrassing photos of her and is trying to blackmail her. Apparently, the embarrassing photos show her in a sash that reads, “New Jersey.”
Conan:
Miss New Jersey is claiming that someone has embarrassing photos of her and is trying to blackmail her. Apparently, the embarrassing photos show her in a sash that reads, “New Jersey.”
Conan:
Miss New Jersey is claiming that someone has embarrassing photos of her and is trying to blackmail her. Apparently, the embarrassing photos show her in a sash that reads, “New Jersey.”
Those are boring. I hope Alycia Lane’s bikini photos aren’t that boring or I’ll be pretty disappointed.