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Jul

5

Abridged ‘Daily News’ Columnists

Michael Smerconish: Not content to get your political opinions from The Ultimate Warrior? Well, Mike Smerconish lets us know what Bruno Fucking Sammartino thinks about the current world of pro wrestling! (I thought he was going to talk about immigration or something.) Oh, and “Pro wrestling has long been a ghost of its former self,” sez Mike.

Ronnie Polaneczky: Do you have a spare $100,000?

Phil Goldsmith: Fuck, it’s a Declaration of Independence parody. I’m not even going to read it to abridge it. Ha ha, I do that all the time anyway.

Stu Bykofsky: Uhh, what the fuck? Michael Smerconish’s Bruno Sammartino column is looking better and better after reading these other ones.
 
dmac | 10:16 AM | 2 Comments
Bruno Sammartino, Daily News, Michael Smerconish, Phil Goldsmith, Ronnie Polaneczky, Stu Bykofsky
 
  1. ALB Says: Jul 5 11:25 AM

    I bet Alycia Lane could raise $100k if she’d start selling those bikini pics.

  2. ALB Says: Jul 5 12:06 PM

    Did everyone know that on this day, in 1946, the bikini made its debut during a fashion show in Paris? It was worn by Micheline Bernardini back then. Since she’s probably too old to look good in a bikini, today would be a great day for Alycia Lane to commemorate this wonderful occasion by released her bikini photos.

    Just a thought.

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