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John Bolaris To Make Triumphant Return
Dan Gross reports some of the happiest, greatest news in the history of this city today, perhaps rivaling the independence of this nation itself: John Bolaris might be returning to Philadelphia. Bolaris was last seen in the Philadelphia news when, in 2001, he famously predicted 70 inches of snow or something and we only got a half inch. (This is “Bolaris’ Last Stand.”) He then fled to New York because of 9/11 — I don’t know, either — and currently works at WCBS in the Big Apple, although he reportedly didn’t renew his contract after being shifted to the weekends. He reportedly wants to return to Philadelphia because there are actual celebrities in NYC, whereas in Philadelphia he can monopolize the gossip pages. Gross reports there are casual, discreet talks going on with CBS 3, NBC 10 and Fox 29. (Oh no! Who will cast doubt on global warming if David Aldrich isn’t around?) Bolaris will make much, much more than you or I will ever make for reading the weather once he returns to Philly. Dan Gross | Forecast calls for a chance of Bolaris blowing back into town [Daily News] |
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If there is one man who can get his hands on those Alycia Lane bikini pics, it’s John Bolaris.
Yay!
More importantly, just what the fuck does Mel Toxic Taylor do for WTXF???
There are so many women hotter than Alycia Lane that I would love to see in a bikini. Who cares about the pics already?
Alycia Lane’s the hottest woman on earth and I want to see those bikini pics! You’re a dumbass if you disagree.