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Clinton 100% Lock To Not Win Presidency Now
Three presidential candidates — John Edwards, Hillary Clinton and Dennis Kucinich — will be in Philadelphia today, speaking at an ACORN event at the Bright Hope Baptist Church in North Philly. At the event, the politicians will pander to whatever ACORN wants them to say, and everyone will leave all warm and fuzzy, knowing full well Philadelphia will vote 80+ percent for the Democratic nominee anyway. While Clinton is in Philadelphia today, she will also receive the endorsement of Mayor John Street, which is about the equivalent of getting the endorsement of the Recorder Lady. Street’s endorsement is expected to derail her campaign and plummet her support levels to lower than notorious rock-thrower Mike Gravel. Dennis Kucinich, who was not mayor of Cleveland when the river caught on fire, and John Street, who was mayor of Philadelphia when he and Michael Nutter turned LOVE Park into a world-famous tourist destination into a giant concrete slab, will have a debate tonight over which one is the worst big city mayor in American history. Street will win the debate when it’s discovered that Cleveland isn’t really a big city. Update: Street endorsed her! Photographic evidence from a loyal reader:
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Who’s that redhead lady? I bet she’s look good in a bikini, although not as good as Alycia Lane (where are those photos? I know you have them!!!!).
I don’t think either the recorder lady or Hillary would look very good in a bikini.
The redhead is Kucinich’s wife. I know, you don’t have to say it.