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The Exciting Conclusion Of The Popeye Snuff Storyline
I have to go to a wedding this afternoon — of two of my high school friends (gaww) — but I wanted to update you on the further adventures of Popeye. As you may remember, on Wednesday Olive Oyl threatened to kill herself. As I’ve since learned, the Olive Oyl lookalike is apparently Olive’s cousin, who egged her on. Yesterday, all the characters turned into dogs. And as you can see today, Olive Oyl has apparently disappeared and now we’re on to talking about hamburgers or something. I have no idea. I didn’t even know there was a Popeye comic strip until two days ago. Back in the early 1990s, the artist of Popeye was fired for joking about abortion. Yeah. I’ll be posting over the weekend from now on (I think), so youse can check in over the weekend to distract yourself from bad TV as opposed to distracting yourself from work. If you’re bored for the rest of the day, have fun counting all the punny lines in this article from Pittsburgh. I’m not done, but I’m up to 4500. |
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That article is hilarious. I live with my mother too (well, in her basement) but I would never punch Alycia Lane, at least not if she was wearing a bikini.