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Jun

28

This Is Enough: Alycia Lane Comments, Part 3

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Okay, ha ha, get it? Oh so wacky! Putting Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz’s head on the head of a model in a bikini to represent today’s oh-so-exciting changeover: “Alycia Lane” will become “Glenn ‘Hurricane’ Schwartz.” Wokka wokka!

As you might have guessed, I’m a bit tired of this — the changing over, I don’t really care about the comments — and as such this will be the last day. And I suggest, if the Alycia Lane comments really annoy you, then stop reading this site.

No, wait! That’s not good. What I meant to say is: If the Alycia Lane comments annoy you, well, then ha ha, sucks to be you.

Hmm, that’s not good either. Oh, well if this keeps up I’ll ban the commenter if I remember, or whatever. Feel free to continue mocking his sexuality, his hygiene, his lack of social skills or his IP address, which is 199.72.242… okay, okay.
 
dmac | 6:17 PM | 8 Comments
Alycia Lane, Hurricane Schwartz, I'm Tired Of My Own Jokes, It's Too Hot To Think
 
  1. murph Says: Jun 28 7:44 PM

    Dude, I think he’s cracking.

  2. ALB Says: Jun 28 7:49 PM

    Nya Nya, that’s not my IP address!

  3. Anonymous Says: Jun 28 11:11 PM

    Gosh, ALB, you’re a freaking moron. Why don’t you just grow up?

    You don’t even know what you’re talking about. We all have the same IP address. That’s why that was funny! Ha Ha! We’d be mocking ourselves!

  4. Wow Says: Jun 29 8:41 AM

    Those are some bodacious tatas on Hurricane.

  5. WRZ Says: Jun 29 5:19 PM

    I can’t belive you guys are making fun of Skank Lane.

    This is an outrage !!

    Who can I complain to ?

    Those better be BonJovis’ celebrity
    hands fondling those breasts or Skank
    is going to be furious.

    WRZ

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PhiladelphiaNewsMedia/

  6. Jenny C. Says: Jun 29 11:17 PM

    She was a coniving, conceited, under handed skank in high school. Why would she change now that she is in the spotlight? Attention , my friends, is her goal in life.

  7. Billy Says: Jun 29 11:20 PM

    I also went to school with her. She’s had some major work done because her face wasn’t always so easy to look at.Wanted nothing more to be popular, but didn’t succeed…

  8. ALB Says: Jun 29 11:48 PM

    Who cares. I want to see those bikini photos!!!

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