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Everyone’s Suing Allen Iverson These Days
Although he’s been out of the city since being traded last winter, it’s still nice to see what Allen Iverson is up to nowadays. (Remember him? #1 pick? Led the team to the 2001 Finals? Come on, that wasn’t that long ago! The city went nuts for it! Sigh.) Anyway, apparently since he left town he’s being sued by everyone who’s been in a nightclub with him. As usual, the alleged problem isn’t A.I. himself, but his goofy entourage, who without Jerry Stackhouse’s posse to rumble with anymore is sometimes down to causing other trouble. He’s being sued for $20 million in federal civil court over an alleged beating his posse delivered to two men who sat in his reserved seats at a nightclub in D.C. The plaintiffs even wanted 50 Cent to testify because he’s familiar with Iverson’s security crew. The judge denied this, natch, since 50 Cent wasn’t at the nightclub, nor does he live in the DC area. However, the court may be entertained a bit, since the plaintiffs’ attorneys are asking for the right to show an episode of Punk’d.
Ha ha, that was a great episode of Punk’d. Then Iverson joined up with the Punk’d crew and got to punk Jermaine O’Neal, remember? Man, that was sweet. If I was a judge I’d totally want to watch that episode again. Oh, and another lawsuit against A.I. is moving forward as well from a 2004 incident. If he loses both lawsuits, I think he’ll be okay, because I hear he has lots of money bagz. Can He Handle Defense At This Kind of Court? [WaPo] |
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I hear Erin O’Hearn is going to be called to testify because she once banged A.I. and his entourage in a nightclub while wearing a bikini.
No, impostor, what I was going to say was:
“Erin O’Hearn in a bikini makes no sense, so you must acquit.”
ALB, you’re such an annoying creep. Why don’t you go back to your mother’s basement where you belong?
Actually, I live in my grandmother’s basement.
Oh my God, there are so many impostors on this website!
I don’t live in my grandmother’s basement, I live in my sweet studio apartment that’s plastered with Erin O’Hearn bikini photos that I’ve doctored with PhotoShop. I can’t wait to get the real thing!
But we talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn right now. We talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn. Man look, I hear you, its funny to me too. I mean, its strange, its strange to me too. But we talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn man. We not even talkin’ bout the game, the actual game, when it matters. We talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn.
I live in a Rittenhouse penthouse WITH Erin O’Hearn, and she always dresses in a bikini for me.
Sheesh. Some people just try to make me sound pathetic for no reason.
But we talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn right now. We talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn. Man look, I hear you, its funny to me too. I mean, its strange, its strange to me too. But we talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn man. We not even talkin’ bout the game, the actual game, when it matters. We talkin’ bout Erin O’Hearn.
Don’t know ’bout you, man, but I get game wit’ Erin O’Hearn. I ‘n’ she, we get down wit’ it.
You’re such a lame bastard, ALB. Get a life.
Erin O’Hearn IS THE HOTTEST!!! DUR DUR DUR!!!
Shut up with your inane comments, ALB. You’re bringing down the level of discussion on this blog and making it worthless. I hate you.
PURDY ALYCIA BIKINI BABY DUR!
I am gay.
I’ve been at several clubs with A.I. as well as numerous charity events and have never seen A.I. or his security act aggressively even when fights broke out at the club. This is an obvious case of greed and should be thrown out.
I’ve been at several clubs with A.I. as well as numerous charity events and have never seen A.I. or his security act aggressively even when fights broke out at the club. This is an obvious case of greed and should be thrown out.
… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
don’t you mean to say that ‘the judge denied this, natch, since 50 cent wasn’t in da club’?
geez, i can’t believe i gotta make your jokes for you now. this whole ALB douchebag comments thing really has you off your game, eh?
Bitches that sue for $ 20 million dollars for what? A.I.’s crew for punching you in the face.. IF A.I. was going to lose this lawsuit he’d hire an assasin for $ 5 million to kill you.