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Evil Homeless People Nearly Disrupt Gambling

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Yesterday, several buildings caught fire on the Atlantic City boardwalk, interrupting many vacationers’ plans to buy t-shirts with stupid slogans on them (”I’m not as think as you drunk I am” being the pinnacle of such shirts), to purchase items for 99 cents and to, uh, get a massage.

Also catching fire were the headquarters of the casino commission, although NBC 10 lets us know the important details.

Investigators said homeless people living illegally under the boardwalk might have started Sunday’s three-alarm blaze that destroyed five businesses and damaged casino offices. No one was hurt in the fire that broke out near Ocean Avenue, and casino officials said gaming in the city should not be affected, even though control offices were damaged.

Phew! Those terrible homeless people, starting a fire and nearly disrupting the plans of vacationers to give their money to rich people. You people are the reason why Donald Trump is leaving AC. Ugh. Can’t the homeless think of anyone but themselves once in a while?

Police: Vagrants May Have Started Atlantic City Boardwalk Blaze [NBC 10]
Officials trying to find cause of Atlantic City boardwalk blaze [AP/Philly.com]
Trump’s A.C. era could be near end [Inquirer]

  1. Stephanie Rotenberger Says: Jul 3 10:30 AM

    I was homeless for two years and lived under the boardwalk. Everytime there is a fire on the boardwalk guess who gets blamed?? You got it, the homeless. That is wrong and not accurate. I guess its easier to blame those people whos lives are lost and have no where to turn. Like their lives can get any worse. So much for sticking together in America. It’s every man for themselves.

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