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Jun

12

Panty Raids Just Another One Of The Many Exciting Adventures One Can Have At A Phillies Game

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Whenever I’m watching the news and Lu Ann Cahn comes on, I always think: “Man, I wonder what kind of panties she’s wearing.” Well, okay, actually, no, this kind of thinking is more reserved for Erin O’Hearn; no offense, Ms. Cahn.

Anyway, apparently somebody thinks that about Cahn. Namely, one Peter Goldman (aka Danny Ozark from the Kidd Chris show) apparently thinks that way, since he met a girl at the Phillies game housesitting for Cahn and went into her bedroom and rummaged through her underwear drawer.

Once there, Ozark and his pal rummaged through Cahn’s underwear and, Ozark, who admitted, “I’m just a freak,” said he hoped to try some on, but he could tell it wouldn’t fit him. She had government-issued really bad underwear . . . I wish she felt more sexier, because she’s beautiful. I feel like I should get her red thong panties,” he said.”

More sexier, eh? Cahn tells Dan Gross she’s “really upset” by this and Goldman/Ozark says he thinks she’s beautiful. Ooh, I smell romance!

Panty raid! [Daily News]
 
dmac | 10:35 AM | 1 Comment
Danny Ozark, Kidd Chris, Lu Ann Cahn, NBC 10, Panties
 
  1. Edward R. Murrow Says: Jun 15 3:46 AM

    LuAnn Cahn lost the moral highground when she and her camera crew ambushed the elderly father of the so called comedian and barged into thier home.

    I would like to see the “outtakes” of the report to see how they obtained access to the comedian’s apartment. LuAnn, her crew and NBC may have violated trespass laws and may be subject to criminal or civil actions for the antics displayed on NBC 10’s alledged newscast. One thing for certain is NBC 10 and its parent company NBC / General Electric certainly violated basic news standards in this report. What were the editorial managers of NBC 10 thinking. They probably were not thinking or just salivating about the ratings this garbage would bring to their “show”.

    I know LuAnn Cahn is no tart, but this is certainly a stunt used to tart up the NBC 10 newscast.

    Now, can we have a little more Paris Hilton coverage please?

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