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Allentown Hippies Safe From Bear Attacks
Breathe easy, stoners of the exurbs! You are now free to play disc golf without the threat of black bears. A black bear — not to be confused with a cougar, a coyote or a puma, other frequent (”frequent”) area terrorists — was seen in the Lehigh Valley area, eating out of bird feeders and scaring away salmon. But tensions reached new heights when he was spotted on a disc golf course at Upper Macungie Park, leading a coalition of stoners, hippies and stoner hippies to protest for a bear patrol. Now they may play their impossible sport in peace. |
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Please, it’s called “frolf.”