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A Worse Way Than I-76 To Get To Work
Not content to carry simply trash and whales, the Schuylkill river picked up another object recently: A new car! Well, it’s probably not new, but a car was spotted underwater around near the Falls Bridge. NBC 10 says there’s no indication anyone is in the car. (Police checked anyway, since, y’know.) There weren’t any signs of the car sliding into the river near the banks, so the only logical explanation is there was hundreds of thousands of dollars buried under a big ‘W’ and some kid said the stream was shallow. (Or, if you wish, Bart Simpson said it.) Police Investigate Vehicle In Schuylkill River [NBC 10] |
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If anyone sees a ‘93 Acura Integra floating toward Boathouse Row, let me know. It went missing a while back…..