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Rambo Would Totally Beat Mason DixonFresh off the success of Rocky Balboa, sometime next year Sylvester Stallone will star in Rambo IV — er — John Rambo. (Hey, it even follows the same naming convention!) In the film, John Rambo has chosen to live a simple existence in Bangkok, where he extracts scrap metal from old PT boats. But then, a fictional SportsCenter tournament shows Rambo defeating Rocky Balboa in the finals of a match to determine the greatest heavyweight of all time. Rambo receives a challenge from — er, wait. I seem to have gotten some movies confused here. In the film, Rambo does search for scrap metal in Bangkok, where he — oh, whatever, you just want to see some over-the-top violence and blood-and-guts, don’t you? Here’s the promo footage Ain’t It Cool News snagged: It’s probably a good thing Rocky isn’t fighting Rambo, because as you can see at the 2:06 mark, Rambo can take someone’s head off with a single sucker punch. Must be all the human growth hormone. 3 Minutes & 29 Seconds… This is it! AICN scored the motherfucking premiere footage of JOHN RAMBO! This ain’t PG13, NO-WAY! [Ain't It Ridiculous Headlines] |
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This is awful- its like a snuff film.
you can’t imagine my dissapointment when I realized that he cuts that guy’s head of…
what a bunch of pussies!! Rambo rocks. go watch your Brokeback Moutains!!