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Government Attack On New Jersey Going Swimmingly
While I originally thought the giant fire currently destroying New Jersey’s Pine Barrens was originally just an homage to the best Sopranos episode ever, apparently there’s a more direct culprit for the fire. Will Bunch checks in from the front lines of citizen journalism and tells us that not only did an F-16 fighter jet cause the blaze during a practice run but also the Air Force is giving people money to evacuate since their houses are going to burn down. The blaze would have gotten even more out of hand, had a loyal Circuit City employee not turned in a tape somebody had asked him to dub. Breaking news: U.S. F-16s unleash “shock and awe” on South Jersey [Attytood] |
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