Circuit City Clerk Continues To Receive Accolades

The heroic Circuit City employee who turned in the tape of a terrorist training plan — oh, what cunning terrorists, sending in their Islamic terrorist tape to be dubbed on to a DVD — continues to shun media attention, perhaps aware there are other stupid terrorists out there.

But that hasn’t stopped onlookers of the heroic clerk from showering him with praise:

“I’d hug him, I’d kiss him, even if he is a guy,” shopper Warren Young of Cherry Hill said. “This is a time when our rights have to be compromised. I’m glad that guy is looking at (the training video).”

Praise Allah! But I can’t help but sympathize with this poor clerk, who won’t even get the residuals from the Law & Order episode based on this event next season.

‘Hero’ shuns media glare [Camden Courier-Post]