Alycia Lane: The Best Of The Emails

Every once in a while, there’s a story that generates a lot of mail. As you may have guessed from the sudden popularity of her in online searches, the Alycia Lane story is one of those.

I’m a bit puzzled by some of the reaction, people posting comments about how angry they are Lane sent photos of herself in a bikini to a sports anchor. Isn’t that a pretty cool thing to do? Wouldn’t you like it if an attractive thirtysomething send you swimsuit photos?

But I digress. The majority of the email I’ve received this week is like this:

Tell Alicia Lane I’m single. 26 yr old white male going to graduate school health services administration. WORD!!!

Waz

Thanks, Waz, I’ll let her know.

Yes, the flurry of email was so inane the most sensible email I got was this:

Hey it’s me Kenneth Keith Kallenbach from the Howard Stern wackpack and several other TV shows, movies and commercials. I want to see these sex pics. of Alycia Lane she sent to this married guy. My website is KennethKeith.com

And I have a bunch of great videos up on youtube.

These are my TV appearacnes [sic] and comedy sketches.

Thanks,
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Yes, that’s right. An actual member of the Howard Stern Wackpack emailed me asking for the “sex pics.” I asked my dad who Kenneth Keith Kallenbach is, and he told me he blows smoke out his eyes or something. Now Kallenbach didn’t say he was a gentleman caller for Alycia — making his email all the much more reasonable than the others I got — but, hey, I think any news anchor would love a trick like that.

And, no, I don’t have the bikini photos of Alycia. You think I’d sit on something like that? Please. They’d be on the site in an instant.

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