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Alycia Lane Lusts For Rich Eisen
I’ve always been jealous of Rich Eisen. Although he’s a handsome guy, I’m actually only jealous of his gig working for the NFL Network, which has to be the greatest job ever. But, apparently, I should be a little more jealous of his looks. After all, he attracted the attention of noted anchorbabe Alycia Lane. Last time we saw Alycia Lane, she was fending off the advances of one State Sen. Vince Fumo. Now, though, she’s in hot water for sending Rich Eisen seven emails and photos of herself in a bikini. The problem, though, was he sent it to an email account Eisen and his wife share — who does that? — and the wife intercepted the emails first. Page Six reports Eisen’s wife, ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster, fired back a nasty email to the CBS 3 anchor, writing this:
Shuster added, “I mean, what better way to get a guy’s attention than with skin!” Shuster even gave Lane Rich’s solo email address, which means she must trust him, I suppose. Nobody would comment for the Page Six article, but here’s the deal: If you’re reading this, Suzy, feel free to forward those photos along. That goes for you too, Alycia. Yes, if you’re wondering, Alycia Lane is fucking awesome. I’m sort of wondering what she’s going to do next to get in the gossip columns. (Last year, she was seen cheek-to-cheek with Prince Albert.) I feel like I’m going to be writing a post soon that begins, “Dan Gross reports Alycia Lane was seen riding a butterscotch-covered elephant in a one-piece down Broad Street yesterday…” Bikini E-Mails Rattle TV Wife [NY Post Page Six] |
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We need to see these pictures!
Poor Alycia, after two divorces she’s now going to try taking away married men to go for the hat trick. :-(
What’s the big deal? Walter Kronkite has been doing this kind of thing for years. It’s how he got his “Ol’ Stiffy” nickname.
Wait- was she the one that Dan Gross made cry because he kept calling and calling about her divorce?
i guess i better launch the fan club asap:
http://www.alycialane.com
I don’t believe this. I need proof. Please email me these “bikini” photos posthaste.
Someone HAS to get these photos on the internet!! my life is so boring
Suzy should just forward the email to me, or anyone, and let us share it with the world.
PS Alycia send them to me with your number and I’ll call if interested!
hey, can you forword that email to me…that would be tight
i need proof. send me the pictures now…
Hasn’t this girl ever heard of MySpace?
Also, do we know if she just started emailing Rich Eisen out of the blue or whether the two had some kind of, um, contact? What’s in Alycia’s inbox?
Wait, don’t answer that.
Or Craigslist casual encounters, too, I guess.
Also: I can’t believe I didn’t make an “Alycia’s inbox” joke. Don’t blog tired, folks, you’ll miss out on obvious jokes.
Suzy sent them to her hubby anyway huh. Yeah it could mean she trust’s him…or it’s ova!!
I’m amazed that Skank Lane can continue to emabarrass herself and her station like this
and continue to keep her job.
How am I supposed to take this dimwitted dope
seriously when I know she is spending most of her free time carrying on like trash and threatening people like me who happen to notice.
This woman needs to find some hobbies besides pursuing married men and putting on her makeup perfectly.
I heard Playboy is going to do a pictorial of
“Media Skanks” and Alycia (Skank) Lane is going to be the centerfold.
When I find these photos one of them will be on
my group homepage.
WRZ
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PhiladelphiaNewsMedia/
Alycia Lane is a HO! Plain and simple, HO! HO! HO!!! Any woman who has to run after married men is seriously insecure and unstable. GET A LIFE HO!
Alycia Lane is obviously trying to get attention. There’s the Dr. Phil show, the thing with the Senator, the thing with the Prince, and now this! She is a Paris Hilton wannabe. Go back to Miami you homewrecker! Also, why don’t you start acting your age?
Has anyone actually considered the fact that Rich could be tapping her on the side. I read somewhere that she was heading in his direction in the next week or so. Maybe she was sending pics for a preview. Come on how did she get his personal e mail address anyway.
Alycia Lane a fox??? I doubt it, let me see the pics. Personally, give me Dorothy Krysiuk from Fox 29. I’ll take her of Trampycia Lane any day.
She must be taking lessons from Cecily!!
I used to think she was uninteresting. I think better of her now.
She is a great woman with fine assets. To bad we don’t have proof yet of those assets.
Send her to Overbrook, us Italian guys wanna play hide the salami with her.
She needs a good stretchin that’s why she got divorced twice, she married broke dick popeye’s with Fisher Price starter dicks.
Walt-T would tear that shit up TRE-SIDE style, Beyyatch!!
Mr. Walt-T would tear that shit up TRE-SIDE style, Beyyatch!! cuz iz fresh as a motha fucka!
Eisen’s wife would be okay with him fantasizing about WaltT, since she was too.
I think even Joe Namath would love some Alycia Lane, Suzy Shuster Eisen, & Suzy Kolber Pie!!!
Alycia - not a very smart thing to do. C’mon - stay away from the married men. It makes you look desperate. I used to think you were so attractive, but now after this - you’re slutty!
I think Alycia Lane is a stank ho and her statement about she and Rich Eisen being friends for 10 years and they regularly exchage emails is a bunch of bull. Notice she did not deny sending the email. If they have been friends for 10 years then she should have known he is married and secondly she should have had his personal email address. You do not send those type of messages to a married man. She should know this she’s had two husbands, if she is so beautiful why can’t she keep a man. Maybe she should have moved to North Carolina with her last husband and that marriage would have lasted longer than a hot minute. Remember the other ho that worked here in Philly Sharon Reed.
It is obvious that Ms. Lane is hurting from her two previous attempts at marriage as well as an idenity crisis in that she she does not know her own self worth. She seeks validaton from outside and not from within. She is use to people seeing her for her outward appearance and not for who she is on the inside.
Like many of us, we value ourselves for what we do for a living and not for who we are are for a living.
I hope that she can find what she is looking for in life before it is too late.
Remember, life is short and is governed by the choices we make.
She is pathetic, glad she is being exposed :)
2 ways that is
The female newswomen in this town sure leave alot to be desired. There’s a couple over at Fox who recently lost their men to do being unfaithful. Get a grip ladies!
It is truly amazing how people’s imagination can go so far…they were friends, he never told his wife and while she was playing the detective, found the emails, but since they are public figures, here we are talking about it…I don’t believe is the shared email account…some women do not like when their guys have female friends.I think she does not show the pictures, because they are not real bad and is not only Alycia in them.
It’s obvious she is a stank hoe that Walt-T dismantled!! Look at the Load of a ‘pearl necklace’ she is sporting! Her mother should be ashamed for crapping out such a fuckin Duche-Bag!
Walt_T would tear that shit up sun! Tre-Side style!
Yeah, hopefully she was sending these in jest.We can only assume that these photos where sent in a surruptitious manner. What’s funny is that alot a the hot ass news woman in our city are un- faithful little tricks. We can only guess this goes with the territory. HIGH PROFILE, HUGH MONEY MAKING, HOTT CHIX’, have a dificult time keeping a relationship for those very reasons!
I STILL NEED TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS DAMN IT!
I would love to have a crack at taming Alycia, takes a strong man to keep a dynamic woman grounded, and I’m just the man for the job!
WOW What a hot skank, send her my way!! I’ll teach her the ins and outs of proper etiquette, lots and lots of ins and outs!! Why come down on a hotty who just wants a man to see her in a bikini?? Don’t ya think if she wanted him she would send him nudies?? Or maybe its like Hillary and Bill, I still say that it was a 3-some between them. But whatever!! Let’s see the pics!! And even though alot of you are bashing her, you want to see the pics just as bad as the rest of us!! I say if ya got it, FLAUNT IT!! And she definitely has got it!!!!!
she’s hot… admit it… and if you think you’re for her, submit it: http://www.alycialane.com
Even hotter in person. I am a former CBS 3 employee. She is absolutely smoking hot. Flawless. And she’s a nice person.
Women who are calling her a tramp, etc.. are just angry and jealous that they don’t look that good.
Men who are calling her a tramp are just angry they never have- and never will - get a girl that looks that good.
She is NO skank! All you women that are calling her desperate, skanky, hoe, etc. need to check yourself. Its sorry-ass women like you that don’t take care of your men sexually, that is the reason why shit like this happens! Trust me, if you weren’t so self-conscious, stuck-up, or such friggin’ frigid bitches, and you actually sexually fufilled your man’s needs like the pig that you are, you would never have to worry about another woman taking you man. Think about it!
btw, people in Philli suck anyways!!!
btw, people in Philli suck anyways!!! Especially Fuzzy-Flat Butt SOTZ!!!
Did somebody say, “Punchin-Buubs”?? Finish Her!!!
Well Boys, It seems that Alycia has been crying for the last three days(according to someone I know at KYW) because the pictures are about to be published. Yes that’s true. She is trying to deside if she is going to take them to court or not. She had better watch herself or she is going to lose her job here by being laughed out of town if she doesn’t calm down. There is much more, but let’s see how she copes with this. Nice looking woman and a good brain, but she does have problems it would seem. Too bad!
Get a frigging life people, who the hell cares, don’t you have anything better to do than worry, and talk about Alycia Lane, she’s a nobody, why do you care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone know why CBS created a Woman’s View with ALycia (the HIGH MAINTENANCE QUEEN) LANE?
The station realized Early on Lane WAS NOT CLICKING with female viewers (because women don’t get diverted by ms. lane’s looks as easily as heterosexual men)…gee I wonder why women don’t like Alycia Lane…it’s not just instinct.
Alycia’s former boss who hired her originally defended the Lane at all costs cuz he thought he had a shot at banging her. Well he didn’t.
When Gail SHister wrote stuff about Alycia that didn’t please Alycia–Alycia complained to her boss who threatened Shister (trust us–those of in the know know Alycia is a catty type who will dump even on Gail SHister the Queen of Talk in Philly). So Alycia complained and her former boss who is now at wcbs screamed at SHister and warned he would destroy her image. So Shister laid off. Same thing with Stu Bykofsky.
So ALL U GUYS WHO DON”T KNOW THE REAL ALYCIA__WISEN UP. THE REAL ALYCIA IS A PAIN THE ARSE.
BOTTOM LINE: IF ALYCIA WERE THAT GREAT IN BED DON”T U THINK ONE OF HER FORMER 10 Ex Husbands would have given her all the money in the world to hold onto her p–sy??
cool story! I’m dying of laughter))
bikini photos here: http://alycialane.blogspot.com/
Ratings Ratings Ratings
somebody is watching Alycia’s “News”
KenMatthews.com
Hey— come on people. Heck, she’s human! She has needs. I read somewhere that, when a lady has gone through the types of relationships problem that this EXTREMELY FINE LADY has, when humanly urges come over you (the need for intimacy) your thinking is clouded. Even worse- if the intimacy she has had could not trigger, well, um, please her— wow, true frustration set in.
Mrs. Lane, come here… listen to this:
Stay calm, stay professional— this to will pass. There are some things about to come out about some other folks that will make you and your ‘ACT OF BEING HUMAN’ old news.
Hahaha… Let the Haters Hate- FAKE THE LOOK of being unaffected and put on the professional face. It works!!!
Again- This To SHALL PASS.
This is OU1- a uQQn.com Rep.
It’s a wonder what makeup can do!
Here is the thing with Alycia. First everyone is entitled to have a personal life, however she is in the lime life and in the “news” good or bad. At a young age she has accomplished much, but having 2 broken marriages, speaking about that to Dr. Phil and all the short lived boyfriends, she is reaching out in all the wrong places including her lastest DJ.
I feel that she does have problems but her time is up in Philly and she should have known what her contract read and lived up to it.
She will make money again, perhaps Playboy will pay her alot then move on to someone with tons of money.
I really hope for her sake that she gets her act together, she is bright, but always keeping company with the wrong people.
just what we need, more hookers
About the only posters I can say I agree with are D-Nasty and OU1.
Some of the most bought and paid for high-priced and high profile “wives” are those married to the Rich Eisen types based on reputation, money and prestige. Love’s got nothing to do with that equation. If Suzy had just done her job as a dutiful wife, Rich would never have given Alycia his email address or had anything to do with her.
As for Alycia and her attractive looks…it always works against women like her. Always. Women generally do not relate well to exceptionally attractive looking females. Thank God, there are some men who would hire those like Alycia types cause most women I know would not. They don’t like having to work with very attractive looking females in the workplace environment…unless you’re an actress.
The real issue is Alycia hitting the NYC cop! That is the main issue. I do think she should pay some time in jail and be charged as the court deems is proper. As for her personal reputation being put out as public display, as dirty laundry, if anybody chooses to judge her, look out lest they be judged themselves! And I’m talking about all those uppity “wives” that marry the Rich Eisen types! Don’t be talking too uppity about Alycia Lane lest somebody flash the mirror on your face too cause the mirror never lies.
Yes, Alycia needs somebody to guide her on etiquette and on handling her emotions and personal affairs. As for judging her, leave that to the Father Almighty. Let the Father do that job! He knows her better than anybody!
Alycia, I pray you will get this mess sorted out and get back onto your course of life. I have not seen the photos of you but I doubt not that you were blessed with great beauty on the outside. As for the inside…just guard it.
PEOPLE! Ever hear of “Spell Check” Jeeez, it’s just painful to read some of this stuff. And I love the one that said “Lime Life”, it’s Lime LIGHT you fool.
PEOPLE! Ever hear of “Spell Check” Jeeez, it’s just painful to read some of this stuff. And I love the one that said “Lime Life”, it’s Lime LIGHT you fool.
To all you idiot posters who tried to say that Rich Eisen actually must have WANTED alicia ho bag lane to email him those pictures of her being a slut or else “how did she get his email address”? First of all, you must all be idiots who work as manual laborers of some kind or less, (I’m guessing fast food workers) because anyone in the business knows its incredibly easy to get an email address from a fellow colleague, even if its another celebrity of some kind. All you have to do is ask someone who knows someone and eventually, you’ll get an email address. Come on, we all give out our email addresses much more freely than, say, something like our cell phone numbers. Secondly, idiots, obviously Mr. Eisen didn’t really want anything to do with ho bag lane’s shit because the email address she procured for him was not his private email address, it was one he shared with his wife. God that slut was pathetic and philly must be SO glad that she’s gone…she’ll never get a job anywhere worthwhile again. Have fun working as a “reporter” in some dump hick town in the midwest, ho bag lane. HA!
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Funny how ALycia Lane used the dyke epithet since she was shcacking up with her news director susan schiller who is a bisexual. the two were having sleepovers at lane’s washington squaer apartment while Schiller went thru marital problems. Was Lane trying to cover up the fact that she has homosexual feelings?