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Breaking: Jon Corzine Declares Self Messiah

Jon Corzine

Jon Corzine didn’t give any interviews yesterday, but he did allow himself to be photographed by an Associated Press photographer. Fortunately, he’s out of the ICU, looks pretty good, and hopefully he can recover and move on and buckle his seatbelt or whatever.

He will, of course, since he’s apparently the second coming:

“I’m the most blessed person who ever lived,” Corzine told an Associated Press photographer taking his picture at Cooper University Hospital in Camden.

Pfft. Clearly, Corzine has never heard of Barbaro.

Corzine shows he isn’t flat on his back [Inquirer]

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