Giant Mascot Holds Press Conference

An interesting press release arrived today from one Tommy the Loan Shark, who is holding a press conference outside City Hall at 1 p.m. today. Which means: Crap, I missed it.

Well that sorta screws up this post, doesn’t it? Oh well. Let’s just continue. I’m not quite sure how Tommy types with his little fins, but he does, apparently, go by “Tommie” now and not “Tommy.” Here’s the release (I especially dig the exclamation point after “PRESS RELEASE”):

—— Forwarded Message

From: Tommie Shark
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:13:18 -0500
To: People
Subject: PRESS RELEASE: Press Conference at CITY HALL TOMORROW!

PRESS RELEASE!

FROM: TOMMIE THE LOAN SHARK

TO: ALL REPORTERS AND CITIZENS

WHERE/WHEN: CITY HALL (West Side), THURSDAY APRIL 26, 2007, 1 PM