Seth Williams Makes Us All City Employees

In a Young Philly Politics post gushing on Seth Williams, the man himself responds and lets us know only we can prevent forest fires municipal corruption:

I am deputizing all of you Assistant Inspectors General, you don’t get badges but you will get the thanks of all Philadelphians if you can help end our reputation of being “corrupt and contented”. If you have information regarding corruption, fraud or waste in the municipal government please contact me. If you have ideas or suggestions about sting operations I could initiate don’t hold back, the time is now to end municipal corruption in all of its forms.

Awwwwwesome! You see, this is how we’re going to end every problem in this city. Milton Street wants to deputize all Philadelphians as police officers and now Seth Williams has made us corruption cops.

I can’t wait ’til my first sting operation. Can I do it on John Street? That’d be a blast. Do we get health insurance now that we’re junior inspectors general or whatever? We don’t? How about if I slip you a cool $100 bill?

YPP’s One True Mission: Elect Seth Williams [Young Philly Politics]