Penn Students Apparently Treated By Inept Loudmouths

As you may have seen me write on the site, or inferred from my constant bashing of the University, I am a not-so-proud Penn alum. (I’m sure they ain’t too fond of me, either.) But during my time at Penn, I think I only went to student health twice, which was pretty impressive since I had mono for half my senior year.

Okay, anecdotal lead over. The student health building is likely to move away from the hospital to 36th and Market, along with increased capacity and a better entranceway. (It takes a new student approximately 45 minutes to find the stupid side entrance to student health.)

Oh, and also, the HIPAA violations are expected to happen a little less frequently.

The Market Street building would feature a design more conducive to a medical setting, featuring “much less confusing” offices, said SHS Director Evelyn Wiener. She added that the proposed location would boost the number of appointments SHS can handle and “be much more respectful of privacy and confidentiality,” a concern that many students have voiced.

Ha ha! We’re sorry we’re discussing your super mutant form of the clap loudly with each other. But it’s just so damn funny!

Change of address likely for SHS [Daily Pennsylvanian]
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