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Drexel Beefs Up Security 200-Fold

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As you can tell from the above photo, Drexel’s new security team is based on the Legend of Zelda method of security, where if you get close enough to the statue it comes to life and attacks you. It’s a little harsh, sure, but Dragon Force was deemed necessary to keep the campus safe.

Drexel’s original plan was to contact Dr. Wily and ask for a team of super-robots to station around the campus, but was vetoed at the last minute due to Wily’s occasional plans to take over the world.

Drexel Improving Campus Security With DragonForce [CBS 3]

  1. Tom from West Chester Says: Apr 18 1:35 PM

    “Drexel’s original plan was to contact Dr. Wily and ask for a team of super-robots to station around the campus, but was vetoed at the last minute due to Wily’s occasional plans to take over the world.”

    That was the plot of Mega Man? I Dr. Wily was the oppressive reigning authority who wanted to keep the poor robot man down by denying him access to upgrades and technology. I always thought the game was a subversive analogy for what will happen if America continues underfunding public schools: one robot will kill another tobot and then use the dead robot’s freeze gun to overthrow the government. If Dr. Wily just wanted to rule the world that’s not as fun.

  2. dmac Says: Apr 18 1:43 PM

    Actually, you’re a bit off; that was only the plot of Mega Man 4. The plot of Mega Man 5 expands on Nietzsche’s writings.

  3. Anonymous Says: Apr 18 8:21 PM

    Dude, power metal will totally protect the campus!

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