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Tommy The Loan Shark: Philly Voters Are Stupid!
Oh ho ho! Tommy the Loan Shark isn’t just a character on street corners anymore! You got it. Like every other good American, Tommy the Loan Shark now has a blog. He’s also growing up, apparently since he now apparently goes by “Tom the Loan Shark.” Apparently, Tommy won’t be writing much on the blog, being that fins are awful hard to hit a keyboard with. He does have a description, that includes this sentence: “I decided to forego the traditional philanthropist route and give millions of dollars to a group of truly deserving Philadelphians: TV station executives. I am spending $500,000 a week to keep these brave men and women off the streets.” Ha ha! Get it! Tom Knox is bad for… ah… spending his money how he wants to! But he has appeared in two comic strips so far. The first shows Tommy in front of a “LOAN” statue a la the LOVE statue — ho ho! — and basically goes like this: “Will your PAYDAY LENDING be an issue in the campaign?” “No.” Seriously. The second strip, reproduced at right, calls all Philadelphia voters idiots for wanting free spaghetti dinners and thinking they might want to vote for the guy who gives them free spaghetti dinners. Or maybe it’s a press conference and it’s attacking the media, who also like free dinners. Either way, I don’t see how this plan could really fail to stop Tom Knox. Tom the Loan Shark |
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Maybe Tom should skip the free dinners and give out no-show jobs instead, like Bob Brady?
MAYBE BOB BRADY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PAYDAY LOAN INSTEAD OF GOING ON WELFARE. HE DIDN’T PAY BACK THE WELFARE MONEY FOR TWELVE YEARS, TOM COULD HAVE USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR MORE COMMERCIALS.
WELFARE VS PAYDAY LOANS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.
Ah yes, the your scumbag is scummier than my scumbag debate, gotta love Philly politics.
DID HE PAY 400% INTEREST ON HIS WELFARE MONEY MR. TAGLIANETTI? CAN YOU HEAR ME BETTER WHEN I TYPE ALL CAPS?
There’s a third one up, which uses the tired old “invent the internet” joke.
They get even less comments than my blog. Zero.
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