Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Abridged ‘Daily News’ Columnists

Elmer Smith: Dammit! A Virginia Tech column!

Ronnie Polaneczky: Fuck! Here’s another one!

Rich Hofmann: You, too, Rich Hofmann! Agh!

Debbie Woodell: Phew. Finally, something about an issue I’d like to read about, such as… the gay power list? Eh, it’ll do.

John Baer: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid is spending $15 million of government money to eradicate the Mormon cricket. I hate America.

Leave a Reply

Name *required

Mail *will not be published, required

Website

Submit