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America’s Best Columnist Strikes Again

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A press release came over the transom Friday afternoon from Bulletin columnist Chris Freind.

You might remember Freind from his column about what a great columnist he is last month. You might also be asking: Why did you get a press release from a columnist for a local paper? (Well, technically, a few people sent it to me, but still.)

Why, sort of the same idea as with Freind’s column: He’s the only American columnist who isn’t a spineless wimp or permanently attached to either George Bush’s or Barack Obama’s jock.

From: Chris Freind

Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:04:08 -0400
To: [redacted emails of 99.999... percent of East Coast media outlets]
Subject: Philadelphia’s “Freindly Fire”takes aim at hypocrisy of Bruce Gordon, Sharpton and Jackson

Dear Editor:

I author a twice-weekly commentary column for the Philadelphia Bulletin, branded “Freindly Fire” (a play on my last name). My national reader response rate is extremely high because of my “take no prisoners” style and the fact that I tackle issues with rare candor and a unique critical eye.

Accordingly, attached please find my latest column, scheduled to appear in The Bulletin’s Weekend print and online editions. It chastises the outright racial hypocrisy of CBS Director (and former NAACP head) Bruce Gordon, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson, especially poignant given that all charges were dropped against the Duke University lacrosse players.

Please feel free to run the column or contact me for further comment or an interview. I am available around the clock.

I will also be issuing an explosive challenge to all three men early next week.

A headshot is available.

Best Regards,
Christopher W. Freind

Wow! I didn’t know of any other person who pointed out Al Shapton et al might not exactly be saints themselves!

This column must be a masterpiece. Let’s go check it out the first sentence on the Bulletin’s website!

America may well be closer to an all-out race war than it has been in 40 years.

Well, that’s it for me, folks. Full email — featuring a Chris Freind bio (!) — after the jump.

From: Chris Freind

Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:04:08 -0400
To: [redacted, 99 percent of East Coast media outlets]
Subject: Philadelphia’s “Freindly Fire”takes aim at hypocrisy of Bruce Gordon, Sharpton and Jackson

Dear Editor:

I author a twice-weekly commentary column for the Philadelphia Bulletin, branded “Freindly Fire” (a play on my last name). My national reader response rate is extremely high because of my “take no prisoners” style and the fact that I tackle issues with rare candor and a unique critical eye.

Accordingly, attached please find my latest column, scheduled to appear in The Bulletin’s Weekend print and online editions. It chastises the outright racial hypocrisy of CBS Director (and former NAACP head) Bruce Gordon, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson, especially poignant given that all charges were dropped against the Duke University lacrosse players.

Please feel free to run the column or contact me for further comment or an interview. I am available around the clock.

I will also be issuing an explosive challenge to all three men early next week.

A headshot is available.

Best Regards,
Christopher W. Freind
610-xxx-xxxx

About Christopher Freind:

Christopher Freind currently serves as the President of The Artorius Corporation, a crisis management, strategic leadership and specialty government affairs firm (www.ArtoriusCorp.com). In addition to this endeavor, his background includes 15+ years of professional experience with a quantifiable track record of accomplishments across multiple disciplines, including politics, campaign management, non-profits, lobbying and public affairs. He has also served in an executive business development capacity in both the marketing and technology arenas, and ran for State Representative in 1994.

Highlights of his career include serving as the Chief Executive of the REACH Alliance in Harrisburg, where he worked extremely closely with Governor Ridge in attempting to enact landmark education reform legislation. Additionally, Freind was the President of a statewide organization committed to restoring balance to the Pennsylvania legal system through a state constitutional convention. During these endeavors, he appeared on numerous television and radio stations statewide, debated elected officials and organization heads, and was quoted extensively in newspapers around Pennsylvania on the issues ranging from legal reform to school choice.

He was also named a Public Policy Expert by The Heritage Foundation in Washington, D.C. [oh, gee, how surprising.—dmac]

He is a graduate of The American University in Washington, D.C., and is married with three small children.

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  1. Lynn Says: Apr 17 12:07 AM

    Thank goodness he explained the name of his column. I’d never have gotten that otherwise.

  2. AdultErls Says: Aug 7 2:45 AM

    Hello ! Very nice site.

  3. AdultErls Says: Aug 7 2:45 AM

    Hello ! Very nice site.

  4. kilpatrick Says: Oct 31 3:12 PM

    race wars stoped rentugenburge and norman rockefeller and jesus

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