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Apr

13

Don Imus Continues To Attack New Jersey

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Don Imus continued his relentless attack on New Jersey yesterday during a meeting originally thought to be simply a meeting between the Rutgers’ women’s basketball team and Imus.

On the way to moderate the meeting, New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine was seriously injured in a hit-and-run car accident. A red pickup truck cut off a Dodge Ram, which swerved in front of Corzine’s vehicle. Police are looking for the driver of the red pickup, and are suggesting N.J. residents go on a vigilante spree of citizen justice against anyone driving a red pickup truck.

Corzine suffered a multitude of broken bones, and his femur apparently broke through his skin, but he’s expected to be okay. Dick Codey is the acting N.J. governor, ah, again, until Corzine is recovered enough to get back to governin’.

Meanwhile, police are investigating how much culpability Don Imus has in the situation, working on the theory the meeting with the Rutgers’ women’s team was a setup in order to get to Corzine and injure him for perceived injustices against Imus. Police are also looking into theories that Imus is the real, real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby and he has been posing as various members of the Philadelphia Phillies bullpen in the first nine games of the season.

Corzine hurt in crash [Inquirer]
[Photo and caption from CNN.com]
 
dmac | 8:25 AM | 5 Comments
Don Imus, Jon Corzine, New Jersey, Traffic Accidents
 
  1. Michael M. Says: Apr 13 10:24 AM

    The injuries the governor sustained just keep getting worse with each report, and he was in surgery for quite some time yesterday evening. I was very concerned when I first heard this report and hope that the Corzine, the state trooper, and anyone else sustaining injuries (his aide was said to be released) in the accident recuperates well.

  2. Citizen Mom Says: Apr 13 10:54 AM

    Just a theory, but if the trooper who was in the driver’s seat has far fewer injuries than Corzine, who was in the front passenger seat, I’d bet the farm it’s because the Gov. wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

  3. Anonymous Says: Apr 13 1:45 PM

    supposed to be funny?

  4. Anonymous Says: Apr 13 8:24 PM

    i have to be honest - once i realized the gov was rushing back from the shore to attend thing Imus thing - i too thought to somehow connect it to that fool dj

  5. blackberry wine Says: Apr 13 9:00 PM

    Please God, let the Governor fully recover from his injuries. In Jesus Name!

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