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First Video Of Tommy The Loan Shark In Action

Scientists announced today they have captured the first known video of Tommy the Loan Shark, the creature that has been terrorizing Tom Knox since April 4. One of the rarest of species, scientists hope to be able to analyze this video and find new clues about loan sharks in the coming weeks. This video confirms, apparently, the species does exist. Maybe we can catch it again sometime.

Tommy the Shark at Temple University [YouTube]
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  1. Anonymous Says: Apr 12 2:46 PM

    i really expected that thing to have a funnier voice. rather than just sounding like some mook from frankford, i mean.

  2. Ruby Legs Says: Apr 12 4:44 PM

    I’m betting that the guy behind Tommy the Shark is Dan U-A from YPP!!!

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