Apr11 |
Penn Adds Responsibility Pledges To Food Fight
There’s an annual tradition at Penn where juniors “officially” become seniors after wearing red shirts, biting pieces off of styrofoam hats and carrying around canes. In recent years, the juniors were being pelted by shaving cream, eggs, ketchup and other condiments. Much pointless controversy ensued, and Penn threatened to shut down the tradition, Hey Day, if people didn’t straighten up and fly right. Well, we apparently now have closure! Penn has fixed the event by making sure everyone can have fun in a safe, university-approved manner:
Penn’s then going to surround the campus in bubble wrap, just in case. Marshmallow compromise saves Penn ritual [AP/Yahoo!] |
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Marshmallows are no guarantee of safety - the student section in Camp-Randall Stadium at Wisconsin used to load them with pennies and throw them at visiting players, coaches, fans. It got pretty ugly for a while.
And see, at Penn STATE you had a mob of guys who would streak around campus every year during finals and chant “Tits on glass!” in front of the women’s dorms until someone gave them a show.