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New War To Be Just As Successful As Current Wars

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While it appears we won’t be seeing World War III start today, it’s still been a while since we’ve started a war, and consarnit, it’s time for another one!

Iraq War vet and U.S. Congressman Patrick Murphy explains:

With several local officials standing at his side, Congressman Patrick Murphy revealed Thursday the beginning of Bucks County’s “war against flooding.”

Judging from how well our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and on drugs are going, I expect Bucks County to be fully under water by 2009.

Murphy ready to tackle flooding [Bucks County Courier Times]
Tuesday: Bunch: You’re All Gonna Die In A Pointless War!

  1. Johnny Goodtimes Says: Apr 6 4:35 PM

    If you “Just Say No” to flooding, the waters will recede.

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