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Apr

3

Nutter To Make SEPTA’s Shit Smell Like Roses

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Now that he’s eradicated the smoky smell from all of Philadelphia’s bars — that aren’t, ah, neighborhood taverns, mind you — Michael Nutter is turning his nose and glasses to a much worse stench:

And, frankly, this is the best idea in the mayor’s race so far:

Catherine Lucey just got back from the announcement of Michael Nutter’s transportation plan. We’ll post the plan as soon as we get the electronic version, but thought it was worth noting that Nutter has made one important promise: To make SEPTA smell better.

“The smell… literally prevents people from using this network,” he said.

Is that… is that really possible? Will we see Michael Nutter scrubbing the steps inside City Hall station? Will Nutter do this even if he isn’t elected mayor, or do we have to vote for him first? Can he do it now?

Related: In other news, Metro reports the AFL/CIO has chosen to endorse no one in the mayor’s race.

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dmac | 3:22 PM | 3 Comments
2007 Mayoral Race, Michael Nutter, SEPTA, Smell
 
  1. Dave Says: Apr 3 4:53 PM

    I don’t smell anything.

  2. Brad Levinson Says: Apr 3 5:14 PM

    There’s a reason why I call it “Septic.”

  3. dm Says: Apr 3 8:30 PM

    pretty sure if he wore those glasses all the time he would be more likeable

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