Bunch: You’re All Gonna Die In A Pointless War!

Now that the Democrats are back in charge of Congress, one might think everyone’s favorite mostly useless useful idiot blogger, Will Bunch, would be a little less focused on doom and gloom.

Ha. One might also be an idiot. No, now that the Democrats control 33% of the government, the only thing we have to fear is the Apocalypse:

Just in case you were wondering how the plans to trigger World War III were proceeding, here’s an update. In the last few days, a number of news services based in Russia and Israel have been reporting that a massive American air strike against Iran is imminent. How imminent? Some of the reports have pegged a date and time, on April 6, which is this upcoming Good Friday. [...] In fact, we haven’t written anything, because we didn’t sense the Israeli or Russian reports were especially accurate. What’s more, a lot of this stuff is deliberate disinformation, right? As a journalist, Attytood isn’t always a huge fan of disinformation — but in this case it’s better than the alternative.

But tonight, new events are giving us pause.

Bunch goes on to write about some report from The Guardian which blames America for the Iranian capture of British soldiers — why don’t you just spit on the flag, you communist! — and blah blah blah blah something war I dunno. Bunch doesn’t know if he believes the report, but blah blah blah dammit who knew war news was so effing boring?

Let’s just summarize it this way: We’re all gonna die! Hooray! No, wait.

World War III: The update [Attytood]