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Possible Reasons Holy Family University Decided To Sponsor The Phillies Ballgirls This Season

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  • Holy Family is the Phillie Phanatic’s alma mater
  • The expanding college is installing a satellite campus inside Harry The K’s
  • Catholic charity for such a bad, bad baseball team
  • Honoring the school’s longtime president with a giant hot dog and butterscotch krimpet just wasn’t enough
  • Hot Phillies ballgirls to be associated with college with high female population in minds of 12-year-old boys
  • New study revealed 75 percent of college applicants make decision based on zany sponsorships
  • Phillies ballgirls are actual Holy Family graduates, and this was the best job they could get (rimshot)

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