Lawmakers Think They Suck As Much As We All Do

With America pretty much failing at every war it decides to join nowadays — Iraq, Afghanistan, drugs, literacy, obesity, etc. — it appears lawmakers have decided to, much like the rest of us, give up.

Case in point: The new bipartisan proposal asking Americans to pray every day. Nothing wrong with praying every day, but when the head of the Congressional Prayer Caucus, J. Randy Forbes, says he wants to “build a spiritual prayer wall around America” that will not stop “until God heals our land,” well it appears Congress has outsourced illegal immigration to God.

(Well, how else do you explain the “spiritual prayer wall”?)

There’s even a website, prayercaucus.org, where one can sign up to pray for America and hope God’s able so solve all the problems in the world since politicians obviously can’t.

Of course, since this is Congress asking us to pray, I expect the United States to be destroyed by a giant flood in the next couple of days.

Lawmakers want Americans to pray 5 minutes each week for the nation [Camden Courier-Post]