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Monopoly For Christians Released
Hey kids! Tired of your Xbox, your Internet, your Nintendo, your interactive games where you can battle your Pokemon (or whatever) against some little snotnose in Japan? Of course you are! So instead of playing high-tech, interactive games, how about you sit down with a nice board game! I have just the one. It’s called Inheritance. You’ll love it. It’s just like Monopoly, only that in Monopoly the purpose is to bankrupt your opponents and acquire all the cash in the world, while the purpose of Inheritance is to help the poor and learn about King Solomon’s pillars of wisdom. Sounds like a blast! Be sure to play Inheritance, and then look for the sequel, Inheritance II. It’s just like Candyland, only that instead of gathering gumdrops (or whatever) and getting to the finish, you memorize all of Noah’s sons’ names. New Game Focuses on the Bible [KYW 1060] |
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I think one of them was named Ham. The other two were named Moses Malone and World B. Free.
Sweet. Now kids everywhere can learn about some dude named Balaam who was talking to his ass. Is that really a miracle? I talk to a lot of asses every day.
This is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town.
oh my lack of God.
What’s next: Hungry Heathens?
I’m vaguely offended by this.
lamest game ever.
All the fun of hitting yourself in the head with a bible in board game form. Who could possibly object to this amazing wonderful mix of brain washing and boredom? Besides, it’s pretty obvious this is going to lead to a whole new crop of “and that’s why I left Christianity” stories… or a lot of people who bite the heads of chickens.
Noah? You mean Yannick Noah? His kid looks like a mongoloid. Florida sucks.
Quit making fun of my game, bitches.
this game eats severe amounts of trouser meat, who would ever want to play this.??
Wow, bigotry much? Damn, I would read more of this article but my GTA III game is on pause and I was about to smack up a ‘ho…
It’s a game folks…nothing more, nothing less. Is concentration wrong because it teaches the use of memory? Monopoly becuase it teaches capitalism and risk taking? Or Risk becuase it teaches world domination? C’mon, lighten up, this isn’t about religion taking over.
I like to eat babies, this game makes me want to eat
babies.
unborn babies?
Wow, a bunch of dislike for christian religion. Many people don’t like Christians because they feel that we push our beliefs. I see here that it goes the other way too. Because I don’t agree with you, you try by insults to make me either feel bad or feel worhtless for being a Christian. Isn’t that the same as trying to promote your own belief system?