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Mutant Police Dog Remains Missing
So where is Scotty, the missing police dog? The dog — who apparently has x-ray vision — went missing from his police handler’s home in Gloucester City on Sunday. Naturally, pretty much everyone in New Jersey is now searching for him, praying for his recovery, wondering if he’s the reincarnated Barbaro, etc. So where’s the dog? He might have just joined another pack of dogs, unnoticed:
But this isn’t mere Barbaroism here. There’s a $2,000 reward for the dog’s return. Heck, I’m heading over the bridge right now. Police dog Scotty remains AWOL [Inquirer] |
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