Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Abridged ‘Daily News’ Columnist

Phil Goldsmith: A-cha-cha! Let’s begin with a quote from The Music Man. Now a girl who kisses on the very first date is certainly a hussy…

John Baer: Our legislators got hot-stone massages, paid for by us! Hooray!

Carol Towarnicky: Ha ha, remember that big hurricane that drowned New Orleans? Neither does noted asshole Newt Gingrich!

Jill Porter: I can’t believe I got paid to write this!

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