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I just got back from the Milton Man March, i.e. the greatest thing in the history of the world. Let’s do a short by the numbers. More coverage to, of course, follow.
- 1: Number of times Milton Street broke into song during the Milton Man March
- 1: Number of caskets Milton Street had on stage with him as a prop
- 25: Estimated number of Milton Street supporters
- 50: Estimated number of media members
- 75: Estimated number of gawking office workers
- 0: Number of criminals independent punk rock candidate for mayor Larry West wants in City Hall, as a sign he was carrying said
- 2: Number of members of the reggae band that was supposed to perform that were killed this morning, according Milton Street
- 1: Number of hecklers who yelled “You’re going to jail, Milton”
- 1: Times Milton Street returned fire against the “white people heckling me over there
- 6: Estimated number of police
- 1: Number of times Milton Street rallied the crowd with “We have these stores run mostly by the Asians:“
- 1: Number of people who chanted “Whoo!” after that comment
- 1: Number of dogs
- 1: Number of media members who shouted “Uhh… prostitute?” after Milton Street asked “What business do you have on the corner at 2 a.m. if you’re not selling drugs?”
- 1: Number of that group whose name was “Daniel McQuade”
- 5: Times Milton asked for respect
- 30: People taking photos with camera phones< br/>
- 1: Promises broken, by Mayor Street, since there weren’t 5,000 people there and he said he was still going to run
- 2: Miracles Milton identified
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He had me sold when he broke into song. Uncle Milt looked really disappointed when he closed the event, looks like he was about 4,900 people off of his goal.
When he brought the casket on stage, I was petrified, certain that he was going to crack it open in front of us and show us one of the most recent “killin’s”.
Fanks D-Mac
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shit.. i see that Larry West guy on the r7 all the time. I’ve even shot the shit with him a couple times.
fuck yeah! he’s cool.
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