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Principal Arrested For Dealing Meth, Scrubbing His Skin Until He Can Get All The Giant Spiders Off
The principal of a middle school in Bethlehem has been arrested for allegedly being a meth dealer. Cops say 50-year-old John Acerra sold crystal meth to police informants three times this month. Now, why would a man in a such a low-paying position of middle school principal attempt to make extra money in the occasionally high-paying profession of illegal drug sales? Oh, wait. Police say Acerra used and sold crystal meth for at least five months before his arrest, and had meth on his desk when he was arrested. Cops originally found out due to a police informant. After witnessing a drug deal, the cops arrested the dude who bought the drugs, who then wore a wire in order to catch the principal dealing and eradicate meth from Bethlehem forever. Acerra, of course, sold the meth from his office. Police asked the confidential informant about the principal after some curious special days at the school, like “Stay Up For Three Days Straight Day” and “Holy Shit They’re Closing In On Me Day”, not to mention “The Dogs, The Dogs, They’re All After Me Day.” Nitschmann principal in meth bust [Allentown Morning Call] |
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Fucking idiots
LMFAO I WENT TO THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL AHAHBAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The principal gotta eat too!
he was my principal LAST YEAR.
he signed all of my middle school certificates.
and he told us all “to make good choices and not do drugs.”
what went wrong?!
I went to that middle school too. He always was a creepy feller.