Keystone Cops: Piracy Funds Terrorism

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• Warren Greene, of Spinsters Records in New Hope, has been charged with violating federal copyright laws. He allegedly had 5,000 bootleg/pirated/etc. CDs. RIAA agents worked with federal investigators — not quite sure how that works, but whatevs — blah blah blah you know how these things work. Fight the man, Warren! [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Jon Corzine is looking to start a new bear patrol to keep the bear from scaring away New Jersey’s salmon. Also, people should remove their bird feeders as to not attract those lovable black bears. Obligatory Simpsons reference: “We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears!” [AP/CBS 3]

• Philly: Murder Capital of the Big Cities. Well that’s not a very good nickname at all. However, indoor murders are up the most, possibly due to the recent cold spell. Oh. [Daily News]

• 26-year-old Kareem Hutt was charged with one of the 18 splash-and-grab robberies. Hutt has been charged in connection with a robbery at a Voorhees Wawa, but not any of the others. [Inquirer]