Alleged Perv Lawyer Somehow Gets Worse

Friday, the Alleged Perv Lawyer — aka Larry Charles — had his preliminary hearing on Friday in Family Court and had his charges upgraded to include rape. Yes, the Alleged Perv Lawyer is allegedly worse than anyone originally thought.

The 14-year-old girl who he allegedly had sex with testified that in early December he slapped her across the face when she refused to go to his office near 10th and Chestnut. And although the girl protested, he pushed her on the couch and penetrated her. He then bought her off with boots afterward at Bare Feet Shoes.

On the day he was caught, MLK Day, the girl sat on his lap while “his ding-a-ling” — damn you, Chuck Berry — got hard and later ejaculated before the girl got dressed. Then sheriff’s deputies, who knew something was up when Charles said the girl didn’t read or write English while she signed her name in the logbook (although I guess she could do that even if she didn’t write English).

In addition to all the horrible criminal stuff he did, he took the girl to “Red Lobster, Chinese buffet and Old Country Buffet.” So he’s allegedly a horrible monster and he has a horrible taste in restaurants.

Teen testifies about alleged trysts with defense attorney [Daily News]
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